
The idea here, trivial and needlessly time-consuming though it may be, was to come up with anagrams for the words "Michael Joseph Keneally."
Mike came up with these when he should have been sleeping:
- O, Philly Cheese Ankle Jam
- Hope Leaks Jelly. Chain Me.
- La Jolla Key: Hemp's Nice, Eh?
- Phil? Joe? All my knees ache.
- A Lech? HELL! Penis Make Joy!
- Help, Hale, Jolly Snake Mice
- Any Lame Sheep Joke? Chill.
Others were invited to join in the big dumb fun:
These are by Eric Berry of Bangor, Maine:
- My Chilean heel slap joke.
- Mike, he's a jolly pan leech.
- He calmly hikes panel, Joe.
This is from Cindy Lee Berryhill of Bangor, Maine:
- Kneel, chimes a jolly peak
And this from Paul Williams of Bangor, Maine:
- El Khalem Chinese Jalopy
The big winner was Michael P. Dawson of Bangor, Maine:
- She'll leap, I'm a hen jockey
- Hey, Joan smell like peach!
- Help me, honey, jackal lies
- Eeek! Psycho Man Jail Hell!
- Phil Lesh Jam Lack Eno Eye
(alternately: Calm ye, Phil Lesh, Eno, Jake.)
- Hee! Jay Leno shall pick me!
- Say, can Meek Jill help hoe?
and two further Dawson attempts, not intended for public consumption:
- Can Mike say hello Jeep H
- Enjoy limp cheese hall ak
These soon followed from Paul Remington of Bangor, Maine:
- Help make a jelly noise, "CH!"
- Simply a clean joke, hehe! L
- Me clean phalis key hole, J!
- Han, Jil... poke all my cheese!
- HEY! Calm Joe, Sal, Ken & Phil L.
- Holy O.J., Mikel - penal cheas!
- He helps kelley jam a coin
- Lick'n le' slop-E eye jam - HAH!
- Me leeky anal pole itchs - H.J.
- A.J., spank my hole heel lice
The April '95 submission from Jeff McClelland of Bangor, Maine:
- Lack elm, honey? Hail Jeeps!
- Hen Kills Lame Chap, Joey
- Hey! Ken's a cop? Hell...Jail me!
Two from Keith Roberts of Bangor, Maine:
- Jan Ely's Lame Phickle Hoe
- Hem Pose Lake Chain Jelly
One from Matthew Mollica of Bangor, Maine:
- Hi, Cal Lee. Spank my heel, OJ!
A few from Scott Chatfield of Bangor, Maine:
- Hay jeeps kill chameleon
- He keeps melancholy jail
- Melee Jay hops chalk line
- Pale joke: Achilles hymen!
Interesting information from Masa Nagamiya of Bangor, Maine:
"I was just talking about what your name could mean in Japanese..."
Mike:
- "Stomach in Serious Pain"
Keneally:
- "Composed of kicking"
- "The way of hairy plants"
- "I have hairy plants"
- "I have a name, hair"
- "I have a name, feeling"
- "Ants with no hair"
- "Ants named hair"
Finally, this from Idiot Boy of Bangor, Maine:
"So I cheated. Captain Kirk would say I 'bent the rules.' Oliver North would say I followed orders. Charo would say 'coochie coochie coo' and Rick Nielsen would say 'alright tokyo.' But me? iIm wondering why the great white shark is called the great white, because it is only white on its tummy. The 'great white belly shark' doesn't seem to have such a dreaded ring to it.
Anagrams for Mike:"
- Sock him eel pen all jay he
- Sock hey ill lee nap jam he
- Sock hey ill lee pan jam he
- Sock hey pen ill ale jam he
- Sock hey pen ill lee jam ah
- Sock hey pen ill lee jam ha
- Sock hey pen lie all jam he
- Sock hey eel ill nap jam he
- Sock hey eel ill pan jam he
- Sock hey eel pen ill jam ah
- Sock hey eel pen ill jam ha
- Sock hen lee ply ail jam he
- Sock hen imp lee all jay he
- Sock hen ill lee amp jay he
- Sock hen ill lee pay jam he
- Sock hen ill eye lap jam he
- Sock hen ill eye pal jam he
- Sock hen lie ale ply jam he
- Sock hen lie elm lap jay he
- Sock hen lie pal elm jay he
- Sock hen lie lee ply jam ah
- Sock hen lie lee ply jam ha
- Sock hen lip elm ale jay he
- Sock hen lip lee lay jam he
- Sock hen lip lee hay jam el
- Sock hen lip lee elm jay ah
- Sock hen lip lee elm jay ha
- Sock hen lip eye all jam he
- Sock hen map ill lee jay he
- Sock hen hip elm ale jay el
- Sock hen hip lee lay jam el
- Sock hen hip lee all jay me
- Sock hen hip eye all jam el
- Sock hen eel ply ail jam he
- Sock hen eel imp all jay he
- Sock hen eel ill amp jay he
- Sock hen eel ill pay jam he
- Sock hen eel lie ply jam ah
- Sock hen eel lie ply jam ha
- Sock hen eel lip lay jam he
- Sock hen eel lip hay jam el
- Sock hen eel lip elm jay ah
- Sock hen eel lip elm jay ha
- Sock hen eel map ill jay he
- Sock hen eel hip lay jam el
- Sock hen eel hip all jay me
- Sock hen him lee lap jay el
- Sock hen him lee pal jay el
- Sock hen him eel lap jay el
- Sock hen him eel pal jay el
- Sock hen pie all elm jay he
- Sock hen hey lee all jam pi
- Sock hen hey ill lee jam pa
- Sock hen hey lie lap jam el
- Sock hen hey lie pal jam el
- Sock hen hey lip ale jam el
- Sock hen hey eel all jam pi
- Sock hen hey eel ill jam pa
- Sock hen hey pie all jam el
- Sock pin hey lee all jam he
- Sock pin hey eel all jam he
- Sock men hip lee all jay he
- Sock men eel hip all jay he
- Sock hem ill lee nap jay he
- Sock hem ill lee pan jay he
- Sock hem pen ill ale jay he
- Sock hem pen ill lee jay ah
- Sock hem pen ill lee jay ha
- Sock hem pen lie all jay he
- Sock hem eel ill nap jay he
- Sock hem eel ill pan jay he
- Sock hem eel pen ill jay ah
- Sock hem eel pen ill jay ha
- Sock hem hen lee all jay pi
- Sock hem hen ill lee jay pa
- Sock hem hen lie lap jay el
- Sock hem hen lie pal jay el
- Sock hem hen lip ale jay el
- Sock hem hen eel all jay pi
- Sock hem hen eel ill jay pa
- Sock hem hen pie all jay el
- Sock hem pin lee all jay he
- Sock hem pin eel all jay he
- Sock nil hey lee lap jam he
- Sock nil hey lee pal jam he
- Sock nil hey eel lap jam he
- Sock nil hey eel pal jam he
- Sock nil hem lee lap jay he
- Sock nil hem lee pal jay he
- Sock nil hem eel lap jay he
- Sock nil hem eel pal jay he
- Sock ape hen ill elm jay he
- Sock ape hen hey ill jam el
- Sock ape hem hen ill jay el
- Sock pea hen ill elm jay he
- Sock pea hen hey ill jam el
- Sock pea hem hen ill jay el
- Sock hap hen ill lee jay me
- Sock hap hen ill eye jam el
- Sock hap hen lie elm jay el
- Sock hap hen eel ill jay me
- Sock hap men ill lee jay he
- Sock hap men eel ill jay he
- Sock hap nil lee elm jay he
- Sock hap nil eel elm jay he
- Sock hap nil hey lee jam el
- Sock hap nil hey eel jam el
- Sock hap nil hem lee jay el
- Sock hap nil hem eel jay el
- Sock nip hey lee all jam he
- Sock nip hey eel all jam he
- Sock nip hem lee all jay he
- Sock nip hem eel all jay he
- Sock ham pen ill lee jay he
- Sock ham eel pen ill jay he
- Sock ham hen lip lee jay el
- Sock ham hen eel lip jay el
- Sock ally pen lie jam he he
- Sock ally hen lee jam pi he
- Sock ally hen eel jam pi he
- Sock ally hen pie jam he el
- Sock ally pin lee jam he he
- Sock ally pin eel jam he he
- Sock ally nip lee jam he he
- Sock ally nip eel jam he he
- Sock alee nil ply jam he he
- Skin hey cop lee all jam he
- Skin hey cop eel all jam he
- Skin hem lee all cap joy he
- Skin hem eel all cap joy he
- Skin hem cop lee all jay he
- Skin hem cop eel all jay he
- Skin ally cop lee jam he he
- Skin ally cop eel jam he he
- Skim hen lee all cap joy he
- Skim hen eel all cap joy he
- Skim hen cop lee all jay he
- Skim hen cop eel all jay he
- Sell hop elm kin jay ace he
- Sell hop elm ink jay ace he
- Sell hop icy ale ken jam he
- Sell hop icy lee ken jam ah
- Sell hop icy lee ken jam ha
- Sell hop lie can key jam he
- Sell hop ice lay ken jam he
- Sell hop ice hay ken jam el
- Sell hop ice elm ken jay ah
- Sell hop ice elm ken jay ha
- Sell man hop ice elk jay he
- Sell hoe ply kin jam ace he
- Sell hoe ink ply jam ace he
- Sell hoe elm kin cap jay he
- Sell hoe elm ink cap jay he
- Sell hoe imp elk can jay he
- Sell hoe icy lap ken jam he
- Sell hoe icy elk nap jam he
- Sell hoe icy pan elk jam he
- Sell hoe icy pal ken jam he
- Sell hoe ice ply ken jam ah
- Sell hoe ice ply ken jam ha
- Sell hoe lip can key jam he
- Sell pen ice elk hay jam oh
- Sell pen hoe icy elk jam ah
- Sell pen hoe icy elk jam ha
- Sell hip elk jam ace yon he
- Sell hip elm ken jay ace oh
- Sell hip elm ken joy ace ah
- Sell hip elm ken joy ace ha
- Sell hip lee can key jam oh
- Sell hip eye elk can jam oh
- Sell hip man elk joy ace he
- Sell hip hoe can key jam el
- Sell hip hoe elk can jay me
- Sell hip eke elm can jay oh
- Sell hip eke elm can joy ah
- Sell hip eke elm can joy ha
- Sell eel hop icy ken jam ah
- Sell eel hop icy ken jam ha
- Sell eel hip can key jam oh
- Sell him lap ken joy ace he
- Sell him ale cap ken joy he
- Sell him elk nap joy ace he
- Sell him pan elk joy ace he
- Sell him pal ken joy ace he
- Sell him lee cap ken jay oh
- Sell him lee cap ken joy ah
- Sell him lee cap ken joy ha
- Sell him hop ken jay ace el
- Sell him hoe cap ken jay el
- Sell him eke lap can joy he
- Sell him eke pal can joy he
- Sell him eke hop can jay el
- Sell him pen elk jay ace oh
- Sell him pen elk joy ace ah
- Sell him pen elk joy ace ha
- Sell him eel cap ken jay oh
- Sell him eel cap ken joy ah
- Sell him eel cap ken joy ha
- Sell cop lee hay kin jam he
- Sell cop lee hay ink jam he
- Sell cop lie hay ken jam he
- Sell cop eel hay kin jam he
- Sell cop eel hay ink jam he
- Sell cop him ale ken jay he
- Sell cop him lee ken jay ah
- Sell cop him lee ken jay ha
- Sell cop him eel ken jay ah
- Sell cop him eel ken jay ha
- Sell hey elk ion cap jam he
- Sell hey lee kin cap jam oh
- Sell hey lee ink cap jam oh
- Sell hey lie cap ken jam oh
- Sell hey ice lap ken jam oh
- Sell hey ice elk nap jam oh
- Sell hey ice pan elk jam oh
- Sell hey ice pal ken jam oh
- Sell hey lip ken jam ace oh
- Sell hey hop kin jam ace el
- Sell hey hop ink jam ace el
- Sell hey hop elk jam ace in
- Sell hey hop ice elk jam an
- Sell hey hoe kin cap jam el
- Sell hey hoe ink cap jam el
- Sell hey hoe elk cap jam in
- Sell hey hoe elk can jam pi
- Sell hey eke lip can jam oh
- Sell hey hip elk jam ace no
- Sell hey hip elk jam ace on
- Sell hey hip lee can jam ok
- Sell hey eel kin cap jam oh
- Sell hey eel ink cap jam oh
- Sell hey eel hip can jam ok
- Sell hey cop ail ken jam he
- Sell hey cop ale kin jam he
- Sell hey cop ale ink jam he
- Sell hey cop lee kin jam ah
- Sell hey cop lee kin jam ha
- Sell hey cop lee ink jam ah
- Sell hey cop lee ink jam ha
- Sell hey cop lie ken jam ah
- Sell hey cop lie ken jam ha
- Sell hey cop eel kin jam ah
- Sell hey cop eel kin jam ha
- Sell hey cop eel ink jam ah
- Sell hey cop eel ink jam ha
- Sell hey pie elk can jam oh
- Sell hen elk aim cap joy he
- Sell hen imp elk jay ace oh
- Sell hen imp elk joy ace ah
- Sell hen imp elk joy ace ha
- Sell hen lie cap key jam oh
- Sell hen ice lap key jam oh
- Sell hen ice elk amp jay oh
- Sell hen ice elk amp joy ah
- Sell hen ice elk amp joy ha
- Sell hen ice elk pay jam oh
- Sell hen ice pal key jam oh
- Sell hen lip key jam ace oh
- Sell hen mop ice elk jay ah
- Sell hen mop ice elk jay ha
- Sell hen hop ice elk jay am
- Sell hen hoe icy elk jam pa
- Sell hen eke icy lap jam oh
- Sell hen eke icy pal jam oh
- Sell hen map ice elk jay oh
- Sell hen map ice elk joy ah
- Sell hen map ice elk joy ha
- Sell hen hip elk joy ace am
- Sell hen hip elm jay ace ok
- Sell hen him elk joy ace pa
- Sell hen him lee cap jay ok
- Sell hen him eel cap jay ok
- Sell hen cop ail key jam he
- Sell hen cop elk aim jay he
- Sell hen cop lie key jam ah
- Sell hen cop lie key jam ha
- Sell hen hey lie cap jam ok
- Sell hen hey ice lap jam ok
- Sell hen hey ice pal jam ok
- Sell hen hey lip jam ace ok
- Sell pin hey elk jam ace oh
- Sell nay hop ice elk jam he
- Sell men hop ice elk jay ah
- Sell men hop ice elk jay ha
- Sell men hip elk jay ace oh
- Sell men hip elk joy ace ah
- Sell men hip elk joy ace ha
- Sell one him elk cap jay he
- Sell hem ail cap ken joy he
- Sell hem lap kin joy ace he
- Sell hem ink lap joy ace he
- Sell hem ale kin cap joy he
- Sell hem ale ink cap joy he
- Sell hem elk ion cap jay he
- Sell hem pal kin joy ace he
- Sell hem pal ink joy ace he
- Sell hem lee kin cap jay oh
- Sell hem lee kin cap joy ah
- Sell hem lee kin cap joy ha
- Sell hem lee ink cap jay oh
- Sell hem lee ink cap joy ah
- Sell hem lee ink cap joy ha
- Sell hem lie cap ken jay oh
- Sell hem lie cap ken joy ah
- Sell hem lie cap ken joy ha
- Sell hem ice lap ken jay oh
- Sell hem ice lap ken joy ah
- Sell hem ice lap ken joy ha
- Sell hem ice elk nap jay oh
- Sell hem ice elk nap joy ah
- Sell hem ice elk nap joy ha
- Sell hem ice pan elk jay oh
- Sell hem ice pan elk joy ah
- Sell hem ice pan elk joy ha
- Sell hem ice pal ken jay oh
- Sell hem ice pal ken joy ah
- Sell hem ice pal ken joy ha
- Sell hem lip ken jay ace oh
- Sell hem lip ken joy ace ah
- Sell hem lip ken joy ace ha
- Sell hem hop kin jay ace el
- Sell hem hop ink jay ace el
- Sell hem hop elk jay ace in
- Sell hem hop ice elk jay an
- Sell hem hoe kin cap jay el
- Sell hem hoe ink cap jay el
- Sell hem hoe elk cap jay in
- Sell hem hoe elk can jay pi
- Sell hem eke lip can jay oh
- Sell hem eke lip can joy ah
- Sell hem eke lip can joy ha
- Sell hem hip elk jay ace no
- Sell hem hip elk jay ace on
- Sell hem hip elk joy ace an
- Sell hem hip lee can jay ok
- Sell hem eel kin cap jay oh
- Sell hem eel kin cap joy ah
- Sell hem eel kin cap joy ha
- Sell hem eel ink cap jay oh
- Sell hem eel ink cap joy ah
- Sell hem eel ink cap joy ha
- Sell hem eel hip can jay ok
- Sell hem cop ail ken jay he
- Sell hem cop ale kin jay he
- Sell hem cop ale ink jay he
- Sell hem cop lee kin jay ah
- Sell hem cop lee kin jay ha
- Sell hem cop lee ink jay ah
- Sell hem cop lee ink jay ha
- Sell hem cop lie ken jay ah
- Sell hem cop lie ken jay ha
- Sell hem cop eel kin jay ah
- Sell hem cop eel kin jay ha
- Sell hem cop eel ink jay ah
- Sell hem cop eel ink jay ha
- Sell hem pie elk can jay oh
- Sell hem pie elk can joy ah
- Sell hem pie elk can joy ha
- Sell hem hen lie cap jay ok
- Sell hem hen ice lap jay ok
- Sell hem hen ice pal jay ok
- Sell hem hen lip jay ace ok
- Sell hem pin elk jay ace oh
- Sell hem pin elk joy ace ah
- Sell hem pin elk joy ace ha
- Sell oil hey cap ken jam he
- Sell oil hen cap key jam he
- Sell oil hem cap ken jay he
- Sell nil hop key jam ace he
- Sell nil hoe cap key jam he
- Sell nil cop eke hay jam he
- Sell nil hey eke cap jam oh
- Sell nil hey cop eke jam ah
- Sell nil hey cop eke jam ha
- Sell nil hem eke cap jay oh
- Sell nil hem eke cap joy ah
- Sell nil hem eke cap joy ha
- Sell nil hem cop eke jay ah
- Sell nil hem cop eke jay ha
- Sell ape him elk can joy he
- Sell ape hen icy elk jam oh
- Sell pea him elk can joy he
- Sell pea hen icy elk jam oh
- Sell any hop ice elk jam he
- Sell hap elm kin joy ace he
- Sell hap elm ink joy ace he
- Sell hap icy lee ken jam oh
- Sell hap ice elk jam yon he
- Sell hap ice elm ken jay oh
- Sell hap ice elm ken joy ah
- Sell hap ice elm ken joy ha
- Sell hap man ice elk joy he
- Sell hap hoe icy ken jam el
- Sell hap eel icy ken jam oh
- Sell hap him ken joy ace el
- Sell hap him eke can joy el
- Sell hap hey ice elk jam no
- Sell hap hey ice elk jam on
- Sell hap hen icy lee jam ok
- Sell hap hen ice elk joy am
- Sell hap hen ice elm jay ok
- Sell hap hen eel icy jam ok
- Sell hap men ice elk jay oh
- Sell hap men ice elk joy ah
- Sell hap men ice elk joy ha
- Sell hap one icy elk jam he
- Sell hap hem kin joy ace el
- Sell hap hem ink joy ace el
- Sell hap hem elk joy ace in
- Sell hap hem ice elk jay no
- Sell hap hem ice elk jay on
- Sell hap hem ice elk joy an
- Sell nip hey elk jam ace oh
- Sell nip hem elk jay ace oh
- Sell nip hem elk joy ace ah
- Sell nip hem elk joy ace ha
- Sell ham lee kin cap joy he
- Sell ham lee ink cap joy he
- Sell ham lie cap ken joy he
- Sell ham ice lap ken joy he
- Sell ham ice elk nap joy he
- Sell ham ice pan elk joy he
- Sell ham ice pal ken joy he
- Sell ham lip ken joy ace he
- Sell ham hop ice ken jay el
- Sell ham eke lip can joy he
- Sell ham pen ice elk jay oh
- Sell ham pen ice elk joy ah
- Sell ham pen ice elk joy ha
- Sell ham hip ken joy ace el
- Sell ham hip eke can joy el
- Sell ham eel kin cap joy he
- Sell ham eel ink cap joy he
- Sell ham cop lee kin jay he
- Sell ham cop lee ink jay he
- Sell ham cop lie ken jay he
- Sell ham cop eel kin jay he
- Sell ham cop eel ink jay he
- Sell ham pie elk can joy he
- Sell ham hen elk joy ace pi
- Sell ham hen ice elk joy pa
- Sell ham pin elk joy ace he
- Sell ham nil eke cap joy he
- Sell ham nil cop eke jay he
- Sell ham hap ice ken joy el
- Sell ham nip elk joy ace he
- Sell oak hen ice ply jam he
- Sell yoke lip can jam he he
- Sell yoke hip can jam he el
- Sell yoke nil cap jam he he
Hey Mike! I Haven't thought of a quirky anagram yet. -- Mike Gaito
Maybe not, but an anagram for "Mike Gaito" is "I make it go". How cool is that? - -Keneally
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